Devious Journal Entry

1. First thing's first. What's your name?
I like to go by Kat. At least thats what they write on my starbucks cup.

2. How about your age?
26

3. Gender?
Born female, but at this point I guess genderfluid. Somedays I feel a lot more male than Fe.

4. Birthday?
Yes please, can I have cake please? If not a Mojito would be okay.

5. Birthplace?
In a galaxy far far way... Or some people call is the upper left of the US of A.

6. Height?
5'4 or about 165 cm.

7. Weight?
How rude. My weight on Mars would be 72 pounds.

8. Zodiac sign?
Sagittarius. Coincidentally, I am a great shot with a bow. 

9. Birthstone?
Tanzanite, Zircon, Turquoise. Turquoise is my favorite.

10. Heritage?
I have roots in Scotland, Germany, and England. I also have so native american blood in me, Creek, I think.

Personal qualitative section.

1. Eye colour?
Hard to say. I guess since it changes, I should answer Hazle. I was born with dark blue eyes, and they then greyed and finally became a grey green color. Lately I've been seeing flecks of gold in the center. Who knows. 

2. Hair colour/style. Is it your natural hair?
Burple. A dark blueish purple, with silvery streaks. Shoulder length and very straight. Not my natural color of course. Naturally it was white blond. As I got older it turned nearly black. Now it's a deep auburn color.

3. Current fitness?
A bit fluffy but not well distributed so I don't really look fat, just curvy. 

4. Skin tone?
Well I guess a I'm fair, with neutral tone. I guess I lean a bit towards pink, but not close enough to be pink. I get very golden tan during the summer. 

Romance Section.

1. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual I guess. I like people for who they are and not so much what is or is not in their pants or whatever. A nice attractive person is a nice attractive person.

2. Current relationship status?
Married.  

3. How many relationships have you been in? And could you give a brief description of them?
Well I've dated a handful of folk ( you know got out to a movie, have lunch together decide if we like each other enough to be more than friends), but only got into three serious relationships. First one was in High school (gag) and it was nice for about a year until he cheated on me, violated me, and then got all pissy when I dumped his ass. Second one was when I was 20-21 Met him at a party and we got to be friends over social media, then we dated for a few months then at 6 months he asked me to marry him. I said not yet. Got engaged at the end of the year. He dumped me another year later because he lost interest. It was a messy abusive affair that I will not talk about here. The last relationship was born out of tragedy but out of the ashes sprang a phoenix. Basically my grandpa died and I met my now husband at my gradpas funeral... I fell in love with him because after all that he was so kind as to help my folks (free of charge and on his own time) restore my grandpa's house so we could sell it. 

4. What is your favourite feature of your preferred gender?
Their butt or their breasts. Both. All? Everything? I'm not that shallow, but I do like that my partner takes care of themselves. 

5. Are you a virgin?
Not at this point, no. Once you get married that gets to be a bit hard to maintain. 

6. How often do you go on dates with your partner? (If you currently have one). Perhaps tell where you went for your favourite date?
Once a week, more if we have money, mostly its a Saturday spent doing nice things together. Typically we will go to the farmers market and grab a food thing and then walk over to the park to eat it. After that we do a bit of shopping and we will either spend the rest of the day doing the things that many married couples do, or we go on a hike. You know, depends on the mood.

7. If you aren't already, do you hope to marry the person you are with?
I'm already married. It's nice. You don't need to be married to be happy but I think it was a good choice for us.

8. If you aren't in a relationship then do you have a crush on someone?
Well even in a relationship, I'll always crush on Hugh Jackman...

9. Where is your favourite spot to be kissed?
The forehead. It seems to hold more meaning to me than anything else.

10. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
16 I think... It was a long time ago.

Seven Deadly Sins Section.

1. Would you be considered a glutton?
For yarn yes. Knitting is love, knitting is life.

2. A sloth?
Yes and no? I spend a lot of m time knitting, cooking and cleaning. But other than that I like to sit in my chair and drink tea all day.

3. Lustful?
Maybe... Or not. 

4. Envious?
Yep. 

5. Wrathful?
Yes. But I always forgive eventually. I, sadly perhaps, never forget though. 

6. Greedy?
Yes, because all the yarn.

7. Prideful?
Not really.

"Naughty" Section.

1. Ever done crack?
Why would I answer this in a public forum?

2. Smoked weed?
Well it is legal where I live, and it is supposed to help with anxiety/depression/pain what not. I did in high school but not much since. It's overrated.

3. Done meth?
Nope.

4. How about tried speed?
Only the legal kind. 

5. Heroine?
No, but its a hot commodity where I used to live. Ugh. Don't do heroine, its bloody bad stuff.

6. Shrooms?
Only hobbit style.

7. Do you often drink?
Yep. Absinth has become a favorite as of late.

8. Do you watch any form of pornography?
Yes.

9. Ever stolen something?
Not purposefully no. Only a few pens, and a shirt of two.

10. Ever abused or bullied someone?
No. I was the one who was being abused or bullied.

11. Ever been arrested?
Nope.

12. Ever cheated on someone?
Nope, but I've been cheated on in almost every relationship I've been in except the present one. 

13. Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning?
Not that I know of. I've been so drunk that I kept waking up drunk for a day or two afterwards. Don't binge on anything kids, its a bad habit.

14. Have you ever abused the use of over the counter drugs?
Well I once threw a bottle of anti anxiety meds against a door... During a panic attack... Is that abuse? 
Okay really about the only thing I abuse is Ibuprofen (Old work injury) and Claritin (all allergies, all the time!)

Education Section.

1. Are you still in school?
No

2. If so, then what grade?
Well College I guess.

3. Your best subject in school?
Art.

4. Worst subject in school?
Intro to servers and much of the computer related things I've had to take.

5. Did you drop out of school?
Meh, I guess... I still take a odd class or two but nothing towards anything.

6. If you are in college, then what is your major?
Life skills... I don't know...

Family Section.

1. Describe your relationship with your parents.
Love my folks.

2. Relationship with your siblings?
Good to go. Love my bro.

3. With your family in general?
They are pretty cool. 

4. Ever experienced the death of someone close to you?
Yes. More than I care to think about.

Life Section.

1. Do you have a lot of friends?
No, but the one's I have are real friends at least. I do have some nice work buddies as well.

2. Would you consider yourself a loner?
Yes. I only see my friends about once a month. 

3. Describe your style of clothing.
Black black black everything. Mostly black Jeans, tank tops, and a hoodie with my romeos. How many goths do you know that wear romeos... I'm the only one I know.

4. Briefly describe your childhood.
Up till 5th grade it was awesome. Then it was complete shit and has only started to get better about 3 years ago.

5. Best memory.
When my husband and I stole away after our wedding and went stargazing in the woods. 

6. Worst memory. 
I don't want to talk about it... It involves some very adult subject matter.

7. Best aspect of life right now?
I have a nice bed to sleep in and a person who loves me no matter how challenging I am to love.

8. Worst aspect?
Being unemployed.

Religious Section.

1. Do you have a religion?
I can't really say. I was raised christian but wel... ugh, not a path I can follow anymore. I guess I am a nature worshiper...

2. Do you believe in a God(s) or a form of intelligent design?
Yes, but not not in the way I used to.

3. Do people need to live by morals or just live to have fun?
Imagine a world with no moral:
murder, thief, rape at every corner of the street, "only the strong survive"...
Yeah, we need moral, but religion does not equal moral.

4. Briefly describe your top 5 most important beliefs/moral standards
- Respect all persons and realize that sometimes respect means walking away.
- Do as you will but harm none in the process.
- Be the first to offer help.
- Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
- Don't be a doormat, but avoid conflict as best you can.

"Life Sucks" Section:

1. Do you have any allergies?
Hay fever, seasonal, jalapenos, a few varieties of sweet potatoes, latex, and a few other things. 

2. Addictions?
Knitting, and caffeine I guess.

3. Health problems(physical.)
I have a bum knee, and shoulder. I suspect I might have a bulging disk in my back. 

4. Permanent injuries/scars?
I have a lot, but the most noticeable ones are the two by my right eye, and the three on my left pointer finger.

Favourites Section.

1. Colour?
Black. But black is not really a color is it, its all the colors! I guess other than black I like Purple, Cyan, Neon green... Pretty much any Neon...  

2. Style of music?
Celtic Metal, Metal, rock, Goth rock, darkwave, electronic dance music.

3. Food?
Hard to say, I really like asian food. Korean is a favorite right now.

4. Drink?
Coffee, or tea.

5. Outfit?
My black batman boxers, and my black tank top. Oh did you mean real clothing? Well My black jean shorts, my other black tank top and my black batman sweater.

6. Animal?
Lions, Moose, cats, bats, wombats, and opossums.

7. Plant?
Moon flowers. Or roses. And maybe ceder trees.

8. Book?
Most anything by J.R.R Tolkien. 

9. Movie?
The lion king, The hobbit( all of them.)

10. Song?
At the moment, I am really feeling Type O negative's song, Black #1.

11. Album?
Pfffth, I have no idea.

12. Band/musical artist?
Five finger death punch.

13. Actor/actress?
Let's go for Martin Freeman, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

14. Hobby?
Used to be art but now I get bored after 5 minutes, so knitting mostly. 

15. School subject?
Art.

16. Sport?
Horse riding if I were rich... just trekking places like on trails and stuff. None of that show work.

17. TV show?
Sherlock. <3 

18. Pass-time?
Knitting, cleaning, doodling, playing video games. Falling into anxiety driven loops of mania over insignificant shit...

19. Candy?
Real and propper maple syrup snow candy.

20. Pizza toppings?
Everything except anchovies. Lately been into taco pizza and Chicken bacon (garlic)ranch pizza.

21. Dessert?
Ice cream, or tiramisu. 

22. Fruit?
Raspberry, or blood oranges.

23. Type of pie/cake?
Pie:Sour cream lemon or Key lime. Cake: German chocolate, or butter cake.

24. Flavour of ice cream?
Carmel with fudge and potato chips. >_< Its so good but it also disgusts me...

25. Weather?
Thunderstorm 

26. Time of day?
Dawn, when the sun rises and I get ready for bed.

27. Word?
Geborgenheit. Its a german word that is the epitome of warm safe and comfortable.

28. Smell?
The ground after it rains.

29. Sound?
Rain falling heavily on the roof or against the windows

30. Vacation spot?
La Pine OR.

Would you rather… (please briefly explain your answers.)

1. Live in the city or country?
Country.
I've experienced both: depressed in cities and stressed and panicky and miserable. I felt happy, smiley, relaxed, with loads of wildlife to observe in the country

2. Travel by plane or by boat?
Plane. I guess.

3. Be deaf or blind?
Hard choice... Deaf I guess, at least people can still write, you can watch TV and animals and travel discover new sceneries and all...

4. Wear hardcore gothic clothing or dress in all pink?
Well I already dress goth.... So yeah. I'd go MORGOTH. LOLOLOLOL! (Cookies if you know where thats from.)

5. Stay human or be an animal? (If animal then what animal and why?)
Hard choice as well... Can I just be a furry? You know an anthropomorphic animal? I'd probably be a lion/lioness. 

6. Be surrounded by rowdy teenage guys or preppy teenage girls?
Eh, I kinda hate both, but rowdy guys I guess. I've never really understood teen girls, not even as a teen myself.

7. Stay at home or go out and party? 
Well it depends. For me a party typically involves a pitcher of sangria, a box of pizza, and some good movies with my friends. So I guess a party. (I'm only 26 and I am pretty much an old lady!)

8. Have a pet dog or a pet cat?
I want all the animimles. :3 Cats, dogs, horses, goats... 

9. Only be allowed to eat candy or only be allowed to eat raw fruits and vegetables?
Fruits and vegetables... But I need to have olive oil and butter. Keto strong baby. 

10. Play video games or exercise?
Play video games, but I also like to go out hiking and go out swimming.

11. Read or watch TV?
Read. #books = #life 

12. Draw or paint?
Draw, I've been told by every single art teacher that "I don't hold the brush properly so obviously I am only holding myself back. Why can't people let you hold the brush the way you feel comfortable with? But I'm also really good with painting as well. Most of the art that I am the most proud of is the ones I've painted. 

13. Only be able to yell to speak, or be mute?
Mute,I pretty much an anyways.

14. Continue this meme or go do something more interesting?
Well as seeing I got up and took a nap I guess we all know that answer. 

Personal Opinion Section.

1. Opinion of your appearance.
Shit. Complete shit.

2. Opinion of your personality.
See answer above. 

3. Opinion of your family.
Love my family and would do anything for them.

4. Opinion of your friends.
Close friends are awesome.

5. Opinion on religion
Believe what you want but leave people with different opinion in peace T_T Stop fighting over nothing and make war for stupid different beliefs!

6. Opinion on homosexuality.
Feel free to love who you want as long as it's human and you're not a pedo' or a animal abuser. Don't care really. Love and let live. 

7. Opinion of school/work.
Well I would like it better if I could do it faster and with less pain. I knit and it causes a lot of repetitive motion issues. Especially since it can aggravate some older injuries I have from working at a shipping company. 

8. Opinion of modern society.
Too fast, too stressful, too aggressive, young people having to grow up too fast and not being able to handle it. 

9. Opinion of today's politics.
Don't get me bloody started on that fiasco. Fuck it all and start over from scratch at this point I say.

What was the last…

1. Movie you saw?
The Hobbit, again for the 5th time in a row.

2. Book you read?
Maangchi's real Korean cooking. It's a cook book but oh my god I love this woman and her recipes. I 100% recommend all her food. Check check out her youtube channel Maangchi!

3. TV show you watched?
The Flash. I am kinda getting back into super hero stuff again.

4. Thing you ate?
Kale Pancakes!
These are savory and very very good!

5. Thing you drank?
Sangria.

6. Piece of art/literature/poetry you did?
Rainbows

7. Person you kissed.
My husband to try and cheer him up. 

8. Person you texted/Instant messaged/emailed?
My mom.

9. Time you exercised?
Just a bit ago. I went for a nice walk.

10. Dream you had?
Well it's not appropriate to share on here... 

11. Thing you favorited on deviantART?
This comic.
I recommend this comic, that art and story are spot on.

12. Animal you saw?
A tea cup pig.

13. Time you cried?
This afternoon, almost got hit by a car and then a lot of shit happened.

14. Time you laughed?
Not sure... 

15. Time you were furious?
A little bit ago. 

Have you ever…

1. Punched someone?
Yes. The fucker deserved it. 

2. Kissed, or done more with, someone of the same gender?
Sure. 

3. Thrown up on someone?
Yep, myself, and my mom. 

4. Been thrown up on?
Nope.

5. Been to a rave?
Yes. IT was a lot of fun.

6. Danced on a table?
Nope.

7. Had a hangover?
From hell.

8. Flashed someone?
Yep. 

9. Sneezed more than 3 times in a row?
Ugh. Allergy season is coming... Is now here.

10. Found a large(ish) amount of money on the ground?
Yes. 5 dollars.

11. Gambled?
Once and never again. 

12. Won a bet?
Fun bets with nothing to win but pride, and maybe dinner.

13. Lost a bet?
Fun bets with nothing to lose but my pride  and having to pay for dinner.

14. Hugged a zebra?
No, but i've huged a lot of horses.

15. Been terrified by a street mime?
No

16. Found a clown under your bed?
Uuuuuuuug no!

17. Seen a ghost?
Yes.

18. Talked to an inanimate object?
Yes

19. Yelled at an inanimate object?
Yes, every game consoles and laptops I ever had!

20. Punched an inanimate object because you were mad at it?
Ummm...

21. Been caught doing something "naughty" by your parents?
Nope, but nearly.

22. Ever sang in the rain?
Yes.

23. Danced in the rain?
Yes.

24. Eaten sugary junk food until you threw up then ate some more?
Umm no.

25. Managed to burn water?
Nope, but I have burned a pan before because I forgot about it and left it on the heat.

Final Section

1. Did you like this meme?
Kept me busy for a while and never did it before.

2. Would you do others that are similar?
Sure.

3. Are you glad this meme is over?
Yeah, and no. 

4. Now who are you going to choose as the meme's next victims? (Tag people if you like, not required.)
If you read this I choose you.